Meet the Christies, haute finance masterminds

18 09 2008

Infamous NBA couple Doug and Jackie Christie have unveiled their plan to avert the financial crisis: they will purchase $9,000 worth of AIG stock. Opportune, you say? Well then tell me, what have you done to help? I mean, it’s not because Doug “a whipped version of Tourette’s” and Jackie “Doug is allowed to look at females” re-marry every year on their wedding anniversary that they can’t raise awareness for the financial crisis at hand. Besides, any business venture “committed to becoming an international leader in the recording industry, television production, literary publishing, as well as the fashion industry” gets my vote. Unless there are ‘females’ involved, naturally.

In the meantime, don’t forget to buy their latest book: No ordinary love: a true story of marriage and basketball. Make your marriage work, today! Just listen to those audio clips (via a stern warning).

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19 09 2008
Travis Outlaw

gross

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